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Waiting For the Campers by kerembeyit Waiting For the Campers by kerembeyit
"WAITING FOR THE CAMPERS"

"How ya doin', Little Red Cap?" he said.

"Oh, Mr. Wolf! Don't eat me please! Are you gonna eat me?"

"I don't know, maybe... Where are you going so early?"

"To Grandma's..."

"What are you carrying under that little apron of yours, red?"

"Uh, some wine and... Also my grandma has forgotten her dildo in our
house, I have to give it back, poor woman she can't live without her dildo. "

"Oh, you love your granny huh?" said Wolf.

"Actually she's a moody bitch, I hate her. Also she's a murderer you know?
She killed her husband with an axe when he was sleeping can you believe that?
I never like my grandpa, he was a fucking pervert anyway. I can't even stand
seeing her, but ma told me to return her toy so I have to give it back, otherwise
my ma stubs out cigarette on my arms..." said Little Red Cap.

"Oh that sucks!" said Wolf.

"Yeah..." said Little Red Cap.

"Man, you ought to do something about that!"

"Such as?"

"Did you try the child abuse report line?"

"What's that?"

"I don't know. But you have to do something!"

"Well, I cannot live by myself you know, I'm a little girl for fuck's sake!"

"Mmmm... Don't worry baby, I will take care of you now."

They became lovers, went straight to the Grandma's , broke into the house ,
killed the old fart and ate her body. Disappeared in the woods where they are
still wandering and looking for new victims...

I had to do something fun after a long fantasy break... Let the dragons rest for a while. I'll send the Issola cover next week. Enjoy:)

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:icongmac6422:
I think you just raped my childhood...why would you do that?
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lashghost12 Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
BEST.STORY.EVER. Of all time!
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:iconely79:
Oh, what a LOVELY story... However, I think it's great how you made ​​the characters: they both looked gloomy and perfidious.
Great work!!!
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strawberry-wolf-girl Jul 30, 2012  Student General Artist
BEST FUCKING STORY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I FAV THIS A MILLION TIMES?
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InkyDinkyWho Jul 30, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
"I'm a little girl for fuck's sake!" That was awesome, I am so going to start saying this now.
Also like the story, it's a lot closer to the original story to be honest... sadly enough.
Poor grandma never got her dildo back. :cry:
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tdragon114 Jul 30, 2012  Student General Artist
i like this story so much better. :D
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GodzillaKrueger Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fantastically demented!:iconjokerlaughplz:
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"Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."
-Insanity Wolf
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❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔Mentally Dating Scratte
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:iconwolfmoot:
:squee: This is so great. LOL. It's like the Aristocrats joke. Like, hehe, now someone else needs to tell it and have it be even filthier. Or...maybe I'm just really disturbed. Which ever, I love this :)
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:iconslippery-stan:
Love the different textures. And the story made me lol :P
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txy45 Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice story, love twisted fairytales XD
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