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Waiting For the Campers by kerembeyit Waiting For the Campers by kerembeyit
"WAITING FOR THE CAMPERS"

"How ya doin', Little Red Cap?" he said.

"Oh, Mr. Wolf! Don't eat me please! Are you gonna eat me?"

"I don't know, maybe... Where are you going so early?"

"To Grandma's..."

"What are you carrying under that little apron of yours, red?"

"Uh, some wine and... Also my grandma has forgotten her dildo in our
house, I have to give it back, poor woman she can't live without her dildo. "

"Oh, you love your granny huh?" said Wolf.

"Actually she's a moody bitch, I hate her. Also she's a murderer you know?
She killed her husband with an axe when he was sleeping can you believe that?
I never like my grandpa, he was a fucking pervert anyway. I can't even stand
seeing her, but ma told me to return her toy so I have to give it back, otherwise
my ma stubs out cigarette on my arms..." said Little Red Cap.

"Oh that sucks!" said Wolf.

"Yeah..." said Little Red Cap.

"Man, you ought to do something about that!"

"Such as?"

"Did you try the child abuse report line?"

"What's that?"

"I don't know. But you have to do something!"

"Well, I cannot live by myself you know, I'm a little girl for fuck's sake!"

"Mmmm... Don't worry baby, I will take care of you now."

They became lovers, went straight to the Grandma's , broke into the house ,
killed the old fart and ate her body. Disappeared in the woods where they are
still wandering and looking for new victims...

I had to do something fun after a long fantasy break... Let the dragons rest for a while. I'll send the Issola cover next week. Enjoy:)

Photoshop7 with Intuos2 Tablet (15 Hours)
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:icongmac6422:
gmac6422 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
I think you just raped my childhood...why would you do that?
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lashghost12 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
BEST.STORY.EVER. Of all time!
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Ely79 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
Oh, what a LOVELY story... However, I think it's great how you made ​​the characters: they both looked gloomy and perfidious.
Great work!!!
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strawberry-wolf-girl Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Student General Artist
BEST FUCKING STORY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I FAV THIS A MILLION TIMES?
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InkyDinkyWho Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
"I'm a little girl for fuck's sake!" That was awesome, I am so going to start saying this now.
Also like the story, it's a lot closer to the original story to be honest... sadly enough.
Poor grandma never got her dildo back. :cry:
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tdragon114 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Student General Artist
i like this story so much better. :D
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GodzillaKrueger Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fantastically demented!:iconjokerlaughplz:
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"Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."
-Insanity Wolf
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❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔Mentally Dating Scratte
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Wolfmoot Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012
:squee: This is so great. LOL. It's like the Aristocrats joke. Like, hehe, now someone else needs to tell it and have it be even filthier. Or...maybe I'm just really disturbed. Which ever, I love this :)
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Slippery-Stan Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
Love the different textures. And the story made me lol :P
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txy45 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice story, love twisted fairytales XD
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:iconkmorse21:
kmorse21 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
wow very intersting take on that story.... *grabs pen and paper to show both sitting there* "i am just here to sketch some nature please don't hurts me"
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ruffian7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011
i like this version better ;]
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:iconstephani-ranger:
stephani-ranger Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011
lolz, id be afraid
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:iconangel-mythrael:
Angel-Mythrael Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I really like this pic, but the wolf looks like he's gonna sh*t XD
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Tonywolf Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student
i love it
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Markussecundus Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011
You are a great artist. I really love your work. I bought the latest book from Tad Willaims because of Your cover artwork ( o.k. I like the stories from T.willams also).
Ah, and little red cap is something special. Hahahaha.
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CorruptTempest Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well that's in interesting twist in the story... lol I'm terrible. :3
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Azuris Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The description on this is epic :O

And so is the painting, but the description, like, OMG...
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mercimarionette Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010
Cool story bro.
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CenariusCrypt Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
I adore it :aww: I will hang it on my living room wall soon :XD: along with Sir Wooden Sword =D
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SinnedWolf Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
epic story lol
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MissEmeraldEyes Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
lol, really awesome :D:D
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:iconfoulfiends:
Foulfiends Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ROFL, great!
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WickedPrince Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
Lol! Awesome. :D
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DTWX Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
I kinda like that version a little better than the Original Book. :lol: :D
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jagrier Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010  Professional Writer
Great art and a great twisted story to back it up. I enjoy fairy tales that have been warped into something darker. It is an effective way to scare the kid in all of us.
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StormyHotWolf88 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010  Professional Filmographer
lol sweet story X3 I like how you rendered the image.
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Van-Syl-Production Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
The story is extremely cool! xDD
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taziekins Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2009
twisted man o_0;;
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BetweenAsleepAndWake Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, a picture and a story... you're right, it is fun to create without having to do what you're told sometimes ;)
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Hazel-rah Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, I adore the story. Excellent. x)
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Synthetic-Xlora Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009
lol! what a nice twist on little red ridinghood...:lmao: I love how tiny she is next to the gigantic wolf. though, really, she looks just as vicious. :D
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iuneWind Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009   Digital Artist
haha great :)
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DOOFUS123456 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2009
Do you mind if I borrow the Wolf and Red for a little bit? I thinks they'll enjoy the job i'll have for them.......

Great drawing and funny side story, :D
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sk958 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009  Student General Artist
desc made me lol XD good job i really like your art
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JenCamacho Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009
Hahaha excellent job, both the story and the art ;)
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WhiteWitchFire Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2009
I couldnt stop laughing when I read the story...
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Lord-Shot Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
the story is awesome, the line art is a long long bether.

awesome all the work, good interpretation,good lines,
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:iconsistersnake:
sistersnake Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009
funny :D
another version of the story ;)
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dinshino Featured By Owner May 13, 2009
That's an odd take on the story. Have you read the Grimm Fairy Tales version?

Grimm Fairy Tales published by Zenescope and one of their colorists is on DA, Nei Rufino :iconbakanekonei:
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Razio Featured By Owner May 2, 2009
Love it.
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Xero256 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2009
This is fucking awesome. The story is great.
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MirrorwoodComics Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Simply awesome.
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RuneStoneMedia Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009   Filmographer
Oh mi Dios!

You killed me with the description man... LOL...

AMAZING!

Keep it up! and RAWK on!
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PendulumsKiss Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009   Writer
XD!
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PromiseTheSilence Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2008   Writer
Awesomeness!! =D
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:iconrborozan:
rborozan Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2008
Little red definitely doesn't look like a little girl... but the wolf definitely looks like a big bad wolf...
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:iconvalery91thunder:
Valery91Thunder Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2008
The wolf's smile/expression makes me happy XD
Gorgeous details on the trees and Red's clothing too.
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:iconantaria-nova:
Antaria-Nova Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2008
Really nice. :D
A classic with a "little" twist.

And the scenery is fantastic.
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