"Oh, Mr. Wolf! Don't eat me please! Are you gonna eat me?"
"I don't know, maybe... Where are you going so early?"
"To Grandma's..."
"What are you carrying under that little apron of yours, red?"
"Uh, some wine and... Also my grandma has forgotten her dildo in our
house, I have to give it back, poor woman she can't live without her dildo. "
"Oh, you love your granny huh?" said Wolf.
"Actually she's a moody bitch, I hate her. Also she's a murderer you know?
She killed her husband with an axe when he was sleeping can you believe that?
I never like my grandpa, he was a fucking pervert anyway. I can't even stand
seeing her, but ma told me to return her toy so I have to give it back, otherwise
my ma stubs out cigarette on my arms..." said Little Red Cap.
"Oh that sucks!" said Wolf.
"Yeah..." said Little Red Cap.
"Man, you ought to do something about that!"
"Such as?"
"Did you try the child abuse report line?"
"What's that?"
"I don't know. But you have to do something!"
"Well, I cannot live by myself you know, I'm a little girl for fuck's sake!"
"Mmmm... Don't worry baby, I will take care of you now."
They became lovers, went straight to the Grandma's , broke into the house ,
killed the old fart and ate her body. Disappeared in the woods where they are
still wandering and looking for new victims...
I had to do something fun after a long fantasy break... Let the dragons rest for a while. I'll send the Issola cover next week. Enjoy
"I'm a little girl for fuck's sake!" That was awesome, I am so going to start saying this now. Also like the story, it's a lot closer to the original story to be honest... sadly enough. Poor grandma never got her dildo back.
Fantastically demented! -- "Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe." -Insanity Wolf -- ❑ Single ❑ Taken ✔Mentally Dating Scratte
This is so great. LOL. It's like the Aristocrats joke. Like, hehe, now someone else needs to tell it and have it be even filthier. Or...maybe I'm just really disturbed. Which ever, I love this
wow very intersting take on that story.... *grabs pen and paper to show both sitting there* "i am just here to sketch some nature please don't hurts me"
Great work!!!
Also like the story, it's a lot closer to the original story to be honest... sadly enough.
Poor grandma never got her dildo back.
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"Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."
-Insanity Wolf
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❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔Mentally Dating Scratte