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Bad Santa by kerembeyit Bad Santa by kerembeyit
Here's my New Year's gift for you people! You can send this as a postcard to your hated ones:) Enjoy.
Turk Gencligine yilbasi armaganimdir:)

Pencil, PS7, Intuos2 Tablet. (11 Hours.)
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MoHowl Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Freaky but pretty damn sweet.
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
BriggenGerda Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
haha a great evil santa :)

"Song: Look who is comming there, santa with a Submachinegun,
he will kill you :)
SYoshiko Jul 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
this is exactly what I was afraid of when I was a kid, when I asked my mom finally, is there a santa really? and she said: what do you think? and I said : uhm, no. she said: you're right! and I was like ohmyfreakingosh thank goodness!! so creepy
dewmanna Dec 11, 2011   Digital Artist
Melanie-J-Howle Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
We have a Zombie Santa Contest at :iconwhats-the-piont: would be great for you to enter and do a piece for that, the prize is premium membership and points. :blackrose:
Marazul45 Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
excelente trabajo!
brilliant work xx
RanDize Dec 7, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Nice postcard idea hahaha
whendt Dec 7, 2011  Student General Artist
very cool digital painting
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