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Bad Santa by kerembeyit Bad Santa by kerembeyit
Here's my New Year's gift for you people! You can send this as a postcard to your hated ones:) Enjoy.
Turk Gencligine yilbasi armaganimdir:)

Pencil, PS7, Intuos2 Tablet. (11 Hours.)
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:icontripplesixing:
TrippleSixing Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Very cool.
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MoHowl Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Freaky but pretty damn sweet.
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GokuMartin Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
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BriggenGerda Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
haha a great evil santa :)
[link]

"Song: Look who is comming there, santa with a Submachinegun,
he will kill you :)
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SYoshiko Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
this is exactly what I was afraid of when I was a kid, when I asked my mom finally, is there a santa really? and she said: what do you think? and I said : uhm, no. she said: you're right! and I was like ohmyfreakingosh thank goodness!! so creepy
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dewmanna Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011   Digital Artist
wowwwwwwwww
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Melanie-J-Howle Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
We have a Zombie Santa Contest at :iconwhats-the-piont: would be great for you to enter and do a piece for that, the prize is premium membership and points. :blackrose:
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Marazul45 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
excelente trabajo!
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hellonlegs Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011
brilliant work xx
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:iconrandize:
RanDize Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Nice postcard idea hahaha
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:iconwhendt:
whendt Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Student General Artist
very cool digital painting
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Glossamyre Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
that's it, i want as a stack load of chrissy cards to send to the people i don't like... with the message " Have a very horrifying christmas"
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wolfragen Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011
thats one fat guy who aint coming down my chimney O_o
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trcrowl Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011
I'd LOVE to see this for a widescreen monitor
1920 x 1200 & larger
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:iconflpsam:
flpsam Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011
Lol.. Epic, xD
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RhapsodyTheJackalope Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
It's Demon Santa! delivering poisoned gifts to all the bad little imp boys and girls!
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brandrificus Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010
:iconasnowmanplz: This incredible artwork has been featured here [link] . Happy Holidays !!!:holly:
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ZiiZii-RocK Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Feature [link] :heart:
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Mitia-Arcturus Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010
Hi ... kerembeyit...!!!
Your Fantastic Art work
Bad Santa
is featured in Action-Portraits...!!!
if you don't mind...:heart:
best regards.....................You're most welcome in Action-Portraits...!!!:iconaction-portraits:
[link]
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golfadeldemonio Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
i really get into your work... Deep.. Visceral... I don't like Xmas, and U made the perfect family card!!!
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Jozsef86330 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Ded Moroz the first one. lol
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szpadyzor Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
master
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paramoreSUCKS Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010
This picture used to scare the piss out of me when I was younger.
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Asparuh13 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wow! Nice idea!
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PsdDude Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
Hi, i am making a list with the most Beautiful Christmas Artworks and i would love to add your work to the list! It will be published on my blog [link]
I will put a link to your work and one to your deviantart profile . Is it ok ?
Thank you!
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drakoe Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010
damn that's scary
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kendall95 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
He's freaky but funny!!!
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kendall95 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
He's freaky but funny!!!
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RoseDragon93 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010
Way past cool!
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Neriak Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009   Digital Artist
You've been featured :
[link] :alienxmas:
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croatian-crusader Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009
Great!
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Supermoi Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Creepy Santa! XD
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Spikeghost Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009
he doesn't eat cookies, he eats children who don't believe in him *devilish laughter* XD
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maxcalzone Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009
amazing job....!!!!!!°°°°
really
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BD-666 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2009
Lol, reminds me of the Zanta Claws vid on NG. Great pic.
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:iconmorphine-cloud:
Morphine-Cloud Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2009
Oh I love him, he's so terrifying..... the teeth wow.... :giggle:
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:icontartakat:
tartakat Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2009
Ahhhh it's gonna kill all the little kids! somebody stop his crazy olds ass!
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SuupaaRabito Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2009   Digital Artist
Nightmare on Christmas ...
I do not want to cross that guy/ogre thingy :disbelief:
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:iconsecular:
Secular Featured By Owner May 19, 2009
Funny :D
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TwistedMixoXX Featured By Owner May 8, 2009
AWSM DESIGN!!!
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fafnir93 Featured By Owner May 2, 2009
LOL
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arianja Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2009
this is almost exactly the way i saw santa as a child...and we have thirteen of them here in iceland :fear:
awsome detail and the colors and textures are great :thumbsup:
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a3t3rnum Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
featured : [link] Congrats :hug:
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CruelCat Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009
Have you been nice or naughty this year? =D
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Xero256 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2009
I would say beautiful work - as the art is excellent - but this dude looks like he just walked out of the ugly forest, got hit with an ugly train, stumbled out in front of a convoy of ugly buses, then was hit in the face with the ugly bat.
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NimbleBun Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2009
i saw this artwork on a tv show (it was a christmas special)

It looked like they used a filter or painted over it...can I assume it was stolen?
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Biju-Ai Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
That's so epic.
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:icon0freak:
0freak Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this makes "Santa claus is coming to town" sound like a threat =p
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DragonInk7 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2009  Professional Photographer
Featured this amazing piece in my journal!
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Rowgk Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008
Hi!

Wonderful work *.*
Featured here: [link]
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